‘When times are tough people need a hero….. Someone they can look up to… Someone who will stand up in the face of adversity…. In our time…. In our town… That man was…. THE BLANKET……………….’ No-one ever suspected, Chris Tselentis, ‘Mild mannered, soft-spoken accountant by week-day, striker-fighting super-defender by week-end’ Read more…
Justin appeared in ’05 and was a little goofy lad, with lots of pace, but we all thought he needed some time in the Gym. After just 1 game in the B’s however, it was obvious that he was good enough to go up. Justin spent the rest of the Read more…
Calum is the epitome of the saying once a Scotsman always a Scotsman. Right from his language, custom and dress sense, he truly is a “non-cool” individual. But this is why we love him. Aussies love an easy target you know. Cal arrived at the Club in the 2002 season, Read more…
Born from an egg on a mountain top… Sure, it’s the theme song to Monkey Magic, but any defender who’s had the misfortune of running into Heath at full flight would attest those words were written for him. Heath is entering his 3rd year at the Uni Whites and has Read more…
Truly the colossus of the team, the rock that our spectacular mediocrity over the last 6 years in the B’s has been built on. “Woofer” shows sublime silky passing skills. Or at least he has the two times he has attempted to find a team mate in his illustrious career. Read more…
“Had it covered…” For close to a decade this catch cry could be heard at the Stadium of White. It was usually said by Steve, and nearly always just after an opposition striker had rattled a stinging shot against the cross bar or flicked a header just over. Whilst his Read more…
A self-described ladies man – he is the true “Cass-anova” of the Uni Whites. After cutting his teeth as a junior at Lismore Thistles and Lennox Head Sharks – Cass was eventually lured to the glamour club with promises of big match payments, fast cars and fast women. Unfortunately – Read more…
Ahhhhhhhhhh Justin, what can you say about a player with such immense talent…..who is always injured, sick or unavailable. A great player for the Whites when he is up and firing and one who gives lie to the statement that you play how you train. If this was the case, Read more…
Bill was appointed the Uni Whites senior coach in January 2010. Bill played professionally in the 70’s after representing South Australia from under 14s through to under 23s. He also played for the Uni Blacks and coached various Adelaide University teams. After three months in charge, Bill was unable to Read more…
In season 2009 the whites were blessed with the addition of the Edwards brothers Scott and Russ. Despite their quite obvious differences in appearance (and the fact that Russell nearly ALWAYS wore a ‘Rusty’ t-shirt to trainings), nearly the whole squad continually got the brothers names wrong. Despite the continual Read more…