Hilal played 3 games for the Uni White B’s before getting his chance to impress in the A’s. A goal on debut with his first touch, was soon followed by a transfer to Pulteney. ‘Pulling a Hilal’ is still used when something is achieved for the first time at the Read more…
In the summer of 2001, it looked like the Whites were rid of the man known to almost everyone as the “Black Hole of Footballs”, and to a select, lucky few as Marty Aspin. However, little did we know that, waiting in the wings, was a ready-made replacement. A tall, Read more…
Wearing army pants and thongs on a cold autumn night came a short dark haired olive skin man, “Hi man, can I play soccer here?” Bringing fire and passion, along with a very subtle feeling for the ball from his passionate football crazy country he immediately fell into place with Read more…
Those famous Sideburns were first seen in the white back in 1996. His chunky physique and amazing pace might sometimes hide the fact that the kid can actually play. It took the coaching staff a while to notice that, but once he finally got his A’s chance, he took to Read more…
I’ve gotta say, Yuki fever is sweeping the whites faster than Yak goes through beers!!! Sure, he may have only played about 70 minutes in 5 weeks, but they were some of the sexiest minutes of football in whites history! Anyone who missed his backheel, well I’m sorry, words can’t Read more…
Hayden “Haydos Chopper Morgenstern” Smith has been the fangs of the Whites midfield for many years. Like a vicious rattlesnake, the talented young star strikes at will and from any position. Signed from AC Milan in a Collegiate League record transfer, his Chopperness hasn’t let the Whites faithful down and Read more…
Nick joined the Uni Whites at the start of the 2003 season. He, like so many others, was drawn to the club’s reputation. He also knew that he’d outgrown those Mercedes ponces and there was no future for him as an old scholar. He wanted the Glamour. Like Danni Minogue Read more…
Interview with goalkeeping ace: Matthew Milosevic Glamour Weekly: So how did you end up at the Uni Whites – Home of the Glamour? Matt Milosevic: Well I guess it all started the first time I went through the second grade. I caught my reflection in a spoon while I was Read more…
Adelaide’s newest heart throb & one of this years entrants in Bachelor Of The Year, Simon has also decided to spend some of his time and energy on the football field, in order to bring back some sex appeal, charm, wit and of course glamour to the currently flagging Uni Read more…
Ex-Mexican born porn star Miguel Pablo Enchilada Martinez changed his name to the less extravagant Wele “Chip” Heavenly the Dwyght Andy Cole after he became romantically linked with Icelandic super model turned TV hostess Ro Rowenson. This was hot on the heels of his two most commercially viable porn ventures Read more…