El Presidente, Davoldo Laninio was knighted for his services to soccer by Her Majesty the Queen in January of 2003. It is no more than this midfield genius of the game deserves. His playing history before donning the pearly white is mysterious, as the gutter press has previously linked him Read more…
The Cobra came to Frome Road with a backpack full of lightning speed and a shot which has been registered as a lethal weapon in Iceland. Reminiscent of the tenacious opponents of the Karate Kid in the unforgettable first feature, he knows “no retreat no surrender” as he carves up Read more…
Sab arrived at the whites with a clouded past some time in the last 2-4 years. As with so much of Sab’s career, the details are hazy… Is this because, as many presume, Sab is in actual fact a former KGB spy, now working for the Australian government as a Read more…
The season 2004 has seen the return of the journey man, the American Jule. Four year resident of Adelaide Uni, he has returned to finish his residency in the B’s midfield. Combination of irresistible charm and a little natural talent earned him many accolades in his first two years in Read more…
The man with the unpronounceable surname became Poland’s brightest Hollywood Star in the 80s when he featured alongside little known American actor Tom Cruise in the action epic “Top Gun”. As Lt Sergeant Hobbs (Codename: Albatross), he played the part of Cruise’s original wingman with such professional aplomb and cinematic Read more…
It is said that if you stop and listen to the wind, you may just hear a change coming……. This particular wind had an east coast odour (probably Tooheys) and red & green jim jams (from the South Sydney shop in Redfern) and almost blew straight into to the clutches Read more…
Jason is a left sided dynamo who was brought to the club by the Blanket at the start of 2003 and has become a permanent fixture on the left side of midfield, that is when the coach is not taking him off after 60 minutes. Apart from working with Chris Read more…
Superman is a fictional character, a comic book superhero who appears in comic books published by DC Comics. He is widely considered to be an American cultural icon. Superman possesses extraordinary powers, with the character traditionally described as “faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, and able Read more…
A recent poll unanimously voted this man “Best Dressed White” – a man who describes his nature as a mixture between a juvenile dolphin & an old sea turtle. The “Jacques Cousteau” of the team, Juan has been a key part of the International revolution to have swept the Whites Read more…
Robby is possibly the only player in the Whites fold, who could pick up chicks by mentioning a decent soccer club he has previously played for (ie. Adelaide City). A man who seemingly will not age, he quickly gave away his secret identity by wearing his trademark green tracksuit pants Read more…