Adelaide’s newest heart throb & one of this years entrants in Bachelor Of The Year, Simon has also decided to spend some of his time and energy on the football field, in order to bring back some sex appeal, charm, wit and of course glamour to the currently flagging Uni Read more…
Ex-Mexican born porn star Miguel Pablo Enchilada Martinez changed his name to the less extravagant Wele “Chip” Heavenly the Dwyght Andy Cole after he became romantically linked with Icelandic super model turned TV hostess Ro Rowenson. This was hot on the heels of his two most commercially viable porn ventures Read more…
2007 – The year of the Gentleman In a season where the Uni Whites have had more personnel changes that the cast of Neighbours, at least 1 import looks set to stay. Alex arrived at pre-season with the belly of a young Graeme Jackson & the goatee of a current Read more…
Anthony first arrived at the Uni Whites in the pre-season draft of 2001 – a year which also netted fellow Blacky boys, now super-stars Dan Bushe, Hayden Smith, Julian Malone & Sabbir Gaffar. John Whitehouse quickly spotted Anthony’s talent & immediately put him to work rotating from striker to the Read more…
Some might say the highlight of the 2010 season was the renaissance of our first team; having courageously held top spot for the first half of the season. Others have argued it was Crab’s amazing feats to re-engineer his body back to A grade. I respectfully disagree. As this millennium Read more…
Beefy Thornett is a Uni Whites legend from way back, and despite a chequered history, he can truly be considered to be one of the true believers. In his early days at the Whites, Steve played in the old black and grey chequered shirt as if there was no tomorrow Read more…
2000: Timmy (aka Kevin K of Super 5) joins the Whites along with Wookie in a Yak promoted cricket exchange program with Unley Cricket Club. He starts well in the midfield scoring in his second game. But alas, as with the Wook, the pull of the pub was too much Read more…
Transfered from another glamorous club in 2005 and immediately was ready to “Kickstart the Heart” of our Motley Crue. Adding more than his fair share of genius to this cesspool of glamour, the nappy sanned ones soared to new heights with this midfielder come defender ruling the waves of attack. Read more…
Olsen played a handful of matches in 2007 under Jim Muir. His two claims to fame were: the longest hamstring injury in Uni Whites History. After getting injured in round 1, he didn’t return until round 18! being sent off for retaliation after a Mercedes bastard punched him in the Read more…
One of the “new breed” of younger players recruited to the white army in ’07 – the one they call “Mani” marked his first appearance with a goal against Sacred Heart. With his lightning pace & sound touch – it shouldn’t be long before he adds to his scoring tally. Read more…