If you want to get on the first page of all time appearances, you need to start playing twice a week. That’s exactly what Lewis “Teen Wolf” Whittenbury has been doing for the last season and a half and is almost there. After a massive 29 matches in 2015, Lewis has already played 21 this year. Read more…
Born and raised playing soccer on the rolling plains of London’s Hackney Marshes (allegedly the spiritual home of soccer), Matt knew he was destined for stardom from a young age. Beginning his career as a pimply faced 17 year old with his local church Sunday school side in division 17 Read more…
Matt joined the mighty Whites in a controversial deal, after a long stint at Wimbledon ended with an altercation with fellow ‘hard man’ Vinnie Jones that saw Hawyes shipped off to the Antipodes, whilst Jones’ was sent to the US to become a B-grade actor. The White’s C’s quickly snaffled Read more…
Born and raised with a stern Eastern block up-bringing Jacko spent his early years helping Uncle Yuri establish the family potato farm business in Uzbekistan. Sixteen hours a day, seven days a week 365 days a year, rain or shine Jacko could be found in the families potato fields harnessed Read more…
Truly the colossus of the team, the rock that our spectacular mediocrity over the last 6 years in the B’s has been built on. “Woofer” shows sublime silky passing skills. Or at least he has the two times he has attempted to find a team mate in his illustrious career. Read more…
“Had it covered…” For close to a decade this catch cry could be heard at the Stadium of White. It was usually said by Steve, and nearly always just after an opposition striker had rattled a stinging shot against the cross bar or flicked a header just over. Whilst his Read more…
A self-described ladies man – he is the true “Cass-anova” of the Uni Whites. After cutting his teeth as a junior at Lismore Thistles and Lennox Head Sharks – Cass was eventually lured to the glamour club with promises of big match payments, fast cars and fast women. Unfortunately – Read more…
Ahhhhhhhhhh Justin, what can you say about a player with such immense talent…..who is always injured, sick or unavailable. A great player for the Whites when he is up and firing and one who gives lie to the statement that you play how you train. If this was the case, Read more…
Bill was appointed the Uni Whites senior coach in January 2010. Bill played professionally in the 70’s after representing South Australia from under 14s through to under 23s. He also played for the Uni Blacks and coached various Adelaide University teams. After three months in charge, Bill was unable to Read more…
In season 2009 the whites were blessed with the addition of the Edwards brothers Scott and Russ. Despite their quite obvious differences in appearance (and the fact that Russell nearly ALWAYS wore a ‘Rusty’ t-shirt to trainings), nearly the whole squad continually got the brothers names wrong. Despite the continual Read more…