2000: Attends first Whites match as drinking partner to (at the time) injured player Steve Saf and fellow newcomer Tim (pretty boy) Smith. Trains sporadically & plays 3 matches. 2001: Attends pre-season, declaring that he’ll win the B’s best and fairest & score lots of goals with his head. Early Read more…
Geroge is only a recent addition to the Uni Whites, after spending many years at rivals ‘Uni Blacks’ as well as a short stint at Enfield to boot. It took the Uni Whites committee many years of attempted transfers before we finally put an offer on the table sizeable enough Read more…
In season 2009 the whites were blessed with the addition of the Edwards brothers Scott and Russ. Despite their quite obvious differences in appearance (and the fact that Russell nearly ALWAYS wore a ‘Rusty’ t-shirt to trainings), nearly the whole squad continually got the brothers names wrong. Despite the continual Read more…
By the age of 14 Bax knew he wasn’t going to follow the path of most people, not for him the desk job, family, car, house… Chris knew that he was going to be a warrior, a soldier… a mercenary. His first tour of duty was with Pembroke general army, Read more…
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1998: Joins the Whites after being expelled from the Riverland league for one too many career ending tackles. Initially starts in the B’s but makes a few A’s appearances and begins to shine. 1999: In & out of the first team, establishes his hard-man image with yellow cards in the Read more…
John arrived to the whites in the middle of the 2010 season and immediately stamped himself as something special, with a lazy 5 goals in only his 2nd game for the club. John started off in the B’s and amazingly it took 10 games (and 14 goals) before the Whites Read more…
‘When times are tough people need a hero….. Someone they can look up to… Someone who will stand up in the face of adversity…. In our time…. In our town… That man was…. THE BLANKET……………….’ No-one ever suspected, Chris Tselentis, ‘Mild mannered, soft-spoken accountant by week-day, striker-fighting super-defender by week-end’ Read more…
Hilal played 3 games for the Uni White B’s before getting his chance to impress in the A’s. A goal on debut with his first touch, was soon followed by a transfer to Pulteney. ‘Pulling a Hilal’ is still used when something is achieved for the first time at the Read more…
Born from an egg on a mountain top… Sure, it’s the theme song to Monkey Magic, but any defender who’s had the misfortune of running into Heath at full flight would attest those words were written for him. Heath is entering his 3rd year at the Uni Whites and has Read more…