Are You Mad? You would have to be to coach the Uni Whites and Mr Whitehouse fits this category to a tea. After years touring the semi-professional soccer circuit in England, with stints at clubs in cities ranging from Liverpool, Chester, Manchester, Newcastle, Isle of Man and Wormwood Scrubs, John Read more…
I’ve gotta say, Yuki fever is sweeping the whites faster than Yak goes through beers!!! Sure, he may have only played about 70 minutes in 5 weeks, but they were some of the sexiest minutes of football in whites history! Anyone who missed his backheel, well I’m sorry, words can’t Read more…
Ex-Mexican born porn star Miguel Pablo Enchilada Martinez changed his name to the less extravagant Wele “Chip” Heavenly the Dwyght Andy Cole after he became romantically linked with Icelandic super model turned TV hostess Ro Rowenson. This was hot on the heels of his two most commercially viable porn ventures Read more…
2000: Timmy (aka Kevin K of Super 5) joins the Whites along with Wookie in a Yak promoted cricket exchange program with Unley Cricket Club. He starts well in the midfield scoring in his second game. But alas, as with the Wook, the pull of the pub was too much Read more…
The man, the myth, the legend in his own lunch time! Timothy Eloise Levett was created in a lab experiment in Sydney in the late 1970’s. To the shock of the scientists, who were trying to find a way to control the increasing rabbit population in outback New South Wales, Read more…
In a career which began back in 1995 at The Whites, Tony Duffy was recruited to the club by enigmatic player/coach Kevin Pickleman. Tony immediately made an impact as a key component of the A’s rock solid defensive unit (along with Chris Pazios, Dennis Kraijibrink & Con Papadopolous). With the Read more…
1999-2000: Although officially forced into retirement at Blackwood High School, Tim resumed his soccer career at Flinders University in 1999 (along with his trusted sidekick). Tim’s brutal intensity and leadership quickly transformed the fledgling club. The Garry Kasparov of the Flinders midfield, Tim dominated during the season in all facets Read more…
A member of the Fantastic Four, Simon turned his incredible elongation skills to dramatic use when he decided to join the Nappy Sanned ones. His tentacle like legs seem to stretch for a minimum of 20 meters at any given time. He has been known to stop an attacker’s shot Read more…
Beefy Thornett is a Uni Whites legend from way back, and despite a chequered history, he can truly be considered to be one of the true believers. In his early days at the Whites, Steve played in the old black and grey chequered shirt as if there was no tomorrow Read more…
Adelaide’s newest heart throb & one of this years entrants in Bachelor Of The Year, Simon has also decided to spend some of his time and energy on the football field, in order to bring back some sex appeal, charm, wit and of course glamour to the currently flagging Uni Read more…