Jan is easily the most offensive of all the Uni Whites players to the opposition teams. This Tupac of the Collegiate League takes it upon himself to be as loud and obnoxious as he possibly can to unnerve such precious opponents as Mercedes and Wusstrevor. He is multi-talented as he Read more…
2002: To the big mans credit he won the B’s top club man, in his first season at the whites. And then failed to turn up to the biggest whites do of the season, his presentation. And the winner of the top club man for 2002, Andrew Foley… He constantly Read more…
The season 2004 has seen the return of the journey man, the American Jule. Four year resident of Adelaide Uni, he has returned to finish his residency in the B’s midfield. Combination of irresistible charm and a little natural talent earned him many accolades in his first two years in Read more…
A recent poll unanimously voted this man “Best Dressed White” – a man who describes his nature as a mixture between a juvenile dolphin & an old sea turtle. The “Jacques Cousteau” of the team, Juan has been a key part of the International revolution to have swept the Whites Read more…
Jerome was born in the Burmese jungle, where his five brothers and five sisters cleared the dense forest to grow poppies. Unlike his five brothers and five sisters, Jerome did not develop a taste for the black goo that they harvested, instead spending his time playing soccer with the inmates Read more…
Justin appeared in ’05 and was a little goofy lad, with lots of pace, but we all thought he needed some time in the Gym. After just 1 game in the B’s however, it was obvious that he was good enough to go up. Justin spent the rest of the Read more…
Ahhhhhhhhhh Justin, what can you say about a player with such immense talent…..who is always injured, sick or unavailable. A great player for the Whites when he is up and firing and one who gives lie to the statement that you play how you train. If this was the case, Read more…
Born from an egg on a mountain top… Sure, it’s the theme song to Monkey Magic, but any defender who’s had the misfortune of running into Heath at full flight would attest those words were written for him. Heath is entering his 3rd year at the Uni Whites and has Read more…
Hayden “Haydos Chopper Morgenstern” Smith has been the fangs of the Whites midfield for many years. Like a vicious rattlesnake, the talented young star strikes at will and from any position. Signed from AC Milan in a Collegiate League record transfer, his Chopperness hasn’t let the Whites faithful down and Read more…
Hilal played 3 games for the Uni White B’s before getting his chance to impress in the A’s. A goal on debut with his first touch, was soon followed by a transfer to Pulteney. ‘Pulling a Hilal’ is still used when something is achieved for the first time at the Read more…