The man with the unpronounceable surname became Poland’s brightest Hollywood Star in the 80s when he featured alongside little known American actor Tom Cruise in the action epic “Top Gun”. As Lt Sergeant Hobbs (Codename: Albatross), he played the part of Cruise’s original wingman with such professional aplomb and cinematic Read more…
Like Frankenstein’s creation, the Ubermensch can not be stopped. Half-machine and half-legend, the 2005 Best Team Man of the Glamour is all that foedball (Les Murray) athletes have become known for in the naughties. The only man in the Whites who considers the 2.2 as a mere extension of a Read more…
After a stellar mixed netball career which took “henna” to the lofty heights of the woodlands indoor sports centre front bar, and a brief stint taking money off north london’s homeless playing five-a-side while drunk on the tube, Pete joined the Whites on a freelance basis towards the end of Read more…
Olsen played a handful of matches in 2007 under Jim Muir. His two claims to fame were: the longest hamstring injury in Uni Whites History. After getting injured in round 1, he didn’t return until round 18! being sent off for retaliation after a Mercedes bastard punched him in the Read more…
Anthony first arrived at the Uni Whites in the pre-season draft of 2001 – a year which also netted fellow Blacky boys, now super-stars Dan Bushe, Hayden Smith, Julian Malone & Sabbir Gaffar. John Whitehouse quickly spotted Anthony’s talent & immediately put him to work rotating from striker to the Read more…
Nick joined the Uni Whites at the start of the 2003 season. He, like so many others, was drawn to the club’s reputation. He also knew that he’d outgrown those Mercedes ponces and there was no future for him as an old scholar. He wanted the Glamour. Like Danni Minogue Read more…
Truly the colossus of the team, the rock that our spectacular mediocrity over the last 6 years in the B’s has been built on. “Woofer” shows sublime silky passing skills. Or at least he has the two times he has attempted to find a team mate in his illustrious career. Read more…
In the summer of 2001, it looked like the Whites were rid of the man known to almost everyone as the “Black Hole of Footballs”, and to a select, lucky few as Marty Aspin. However, little did we know that, waiting in the wings, was a ready-made replacement. A tall, Read more…
Continuing the proud Whites tradition of fielding German players of exceptional quality, the mighty Krause came to us from the centre of the beloved Kraut and Beerland to become a midfield Warrior in the Stadium of White. A star amongst stars, this concoction made from 1/3 Beckenbauer and 2/3 Beckham Read more…
Mohammad came to the Whites late 2007, one of the many who just seem to wander in to the Stadium of White. In his fleeting appearances in 2007 (4 games) it was instantly obvious that our new import from Saudi Arabia had loads of talent, the hard bit for the Read more…